I hadn't taken the whole crew in awhile so Mike and I thought we would try it out again, shop a bit and grab some yummy pizza. But low and behold - WHAT WAS I THINKING?!!!
Here is the run down:
- Try to shop but kids want to watch the TV's so we split up and do our thing separate (whats the point of going together again?).
- We get back together with the exact same items, should have cordinated I guess.
- Get our pizza and arrive at the table, boys are being silly and the people behind us keep starring at them.
- I finally call them out on it cause I can't stand people who stare at my kids!
- They feel bad and try to make small talk - kind of awkward.
- Then I feel bad and try to be nice back, should have just kept my mouth shut as usual.
- Kids start fighting and calling each other "POOP" names - classic.
- One boy drinks too much soda and pukes on the floor.
- While we are cleaning it up we get more fighting on the side. Positive we are getting lots of stares but too busy to care.
- Karly slips off the bench and whacks her head so hard. Loudest noise, whole room seems to stop to see what happened. Piercing screams come from Karly.
- As I am holding her I feel something wet streaming down my brand new pants. Apparently Karly didn't see the need to keep her diaper on when she changed her clothes for the 2 time that morning and I didn't see.
- Getting even more stares now.
- Squat down holding a crying baby and try to clean up pee on the floor at the same time while Mike is gathering the rest of the crew who is so worried about Karly. All I can say is get out to the car as fast as you can!
- Leave Costco after making the best scene ever with pee all down my clothes and trying to keep wet Karly warm with my sweater as we head out into the cold.
- Have to put Karly in Mikes new truck - who needs the nice new smell of a brand new truck anyway right? We are just wearing it in.
- Get home - EXHAUSTED!!!